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This is a guide to doing as many side quests as possible in one cycle of Majora's Mask (3DS). This is essentially what I did when I played the game. I knew that for the final three days of the game, I wanted to do as many things as I possibly could to make them 'count', and leave Termina on my own terms. And it felt really great. This guide is also presuming that you've already done the quests in past cycles, you're only doing them again for good measure. Otherwise some things will be locked. If you follow this guide, keep an eye on the entire thing. If you move quicker than expected, look further down and see if there's anything you can s

This is a guide to doing as many side quests as possible in one cycle of Majora's Mask (3DS). This is essentially what I did when I played the game. I knew that for the final three days of the game, I wanted to do as many things as I possibly could to make them 'count', and leave Termina on my own terms. And it felt really great. This guide is also presuming that you've already done the quests in past cycles, you're only doing them again for good measure. Otherwise some things will be locked. If you follow this guide, keep an eye on the entire thing. If you move quicker than expected, look further down and see if there's anything you can s

Name: Link Series: Legend of Zelda Series Logo: Triforce Select Quote: "Hyaa!" Alternate Costumes: Red Knight Unifrom, Blue Knight Uniform, Yellow Knight Uniform, Orange Knight Uniform, Dark Link, Skyloft casual Entrance: Link floats down with the Sailcloth. Stance: Link holds the Master Sword in his right hand, and a shield in his left. Idle Animation: Link sometimes looks around. Basic Attacks: Link's attacks involve his sword. Smash Attack Side: Thrust Smash Attack Up: Vertical Spin Attack Smash Attack Down: Sword sweep Grab: Link uses one of his Clawshots to grab the opponent. Grab + Attack: Link attacks the opponent with hi

Chapter 12: Sora, Donald, and Goofy vs. The World Heartless! Heartless everywhere! Nowhere in Hollow Bastion was safe from the menace of the dark beings, they were swarming the whole town and surrounding areas. Sora, Donald, Goofy, and King Mickey Mouse were all leaving the castle to help fight. … In the castle halls, Maleficent and Pete were witnessing some Heartless battling a few Nobodies. Maleficent sighed. "Pete, do you think I'm old?" "… Dis a trick question?" "… Never mind." "I don' wanna be a parta dis! I'm leavin'!" Pete ran away. Then Sora walked up to her. "Oh hey Maleficent, what's going on?" "Oh. It's you.

Chapter 10: The Poop Maze 10-1: The Poop Maze 1 - The Maze CHARACTER MOVES: Ganon: B: Wizard Paunch B>: Not Into The Pit B Up: Offer Link B Down: Fireball M. Bison: B: Yes B>: Yes B Up: YES B Down: DELICIOUS Robotnik: B: Pingas B>: Pod Attack B Up: SnooPING AS usual B Down: SnooP The chosen character order is: Mario The King Ganon Weegee King Koopa Mario starts by fighting a resurrected Homer Simpson. Homer: D'OH! Homer starts swinging his empty cages around and jumping like before, nothing's changed. Mario climbs vines and drops down and does lots of damage on one of the cages. He soon beats one of the cages so Home

Chapter 15: Moving Day The opening plays. Only this time, the guy who was fired last time has a gray picture instead of a colored one. Master Hand: I just love that. Last time, the two teams did 3-man team Boss Battles with enough fights for the 24 contestants to go twice. A-Super Smash Bros.-A took way longer, thus lost. This left Kirby and Diddy immune and Ike fired. Let’s see what everyone has to say. INTERVIEWS: ROB, Ex-Ancient Minister: BEEP! I HAD NOTHING AGAINST IKE. Zelda, Princess of Hyrule: Okay, I can’t hit on anyone. Maybe when nobody’s looking I’ll help Toon Link get together with Tetra so at least ONE Ze

Intro: (The events in this story are based off of a real save file on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time. As such it’ll be written in the first person. The hero Pokemon is what I ended up getting but for the story’s sake, he isn’t 100% like me. Instead of my name, this Pokemon will be named “Coconut”. Because the Pokemon I got reminds me of coconuts. I only made it to Chapter 8 thus haven’t finished so there may be long breaks between chapters due to having trouble in a dungeon. As you should know I don’t own Pokemon or this game or any of the plot and whatnot. Enjoy.) Two random Pokemon are walking

Soul Eater Untold -Episode 20: Snake Eater Last time… -Sid: Nygus, we're gonna go stop this machine that Arachnophobia has. -Yumi: I'm very smart. -Black Star: Let's fight! -Mifune: You're on. -Mifune: *owns Black Star* -Mifune: I let you off easy. And now… Medusa's back! … A dog is messing around with garbage in an alleyway in Death City. A snake covered in arrows attacks the dog. … The dog is walking around, all dizzily. A little girl walks into the alley. Girl: Doggy! Tommy Wiseau: Oh hai doggie. Voice: Rachel, don't play with the dog, it could have rabies. Also don't play with the weird man. The dog sp

Chapter 1: Receptive Hostilities (Wait, that’s not right…) A few months ago, Sonic and his friends (and Amy) were invading Eggman’s oddly shaped spaceship with help from the military (why they didn’t do that in the first game is a mystery to me). Sonic: C’mon, step it up! Wait, that’s not right… Get him! Knuckles: Echidna PAUNCH! Knuckles punches Eggman. Eggman: PINGAS! Sonic: That’s NO good! No one has the right to touch you in a way or place that makes you feel uncomfortable! Eggman: In… too… much… pain… to… take in… advice… Tails: Will you idiots stop messin

Chapter 1: Executive Produce: Tetsuo Mizuno Tomoyuki Takechi (Just kidding.) P.T.: Executive produce? What kind of game/FF is this?! Koopatrol: JOKE STEALER! Koopatrol arrests P.T. P.T.: I regret nothing! Chapter 1-1: Starting With a Bang There are a bunch of overview shots of space when it eventually comes up to Vivian, who was looking at a wall. Vivian: That was weird… Vivian walks out of the alley she’s in and you can see that it’s a giant city. Meanwhile over at another part of the city, a train stops at a station. The Three Musty Fears jump out of a train and kill the Koopatrol guards. Then Wario hops out, foll

Long ago the planet had two faces… … One face on the inside, and one on the outside… … The other planets all wrote Earth off as a schizophrenic  planet… … The light face did good stuff and the dark face did bad stuff… Obviously. … The light and dark faces were known by Christians as "God" and "Devil". Proof that this game doesn't allow for other religions… … TERRANIGMA - The funny, fan fiction version … A bunch of balls are flying around a cave world with lava. Ball 1: Are we there yet? Leader Ball: No. Ball 1: How about now? Leader Ball: No. Ball 1: Now? Other balls: NO

Total Sonic World Tour Episode 1A: Deserter in the Desert Location: Desert Land - Super Mario Bros. 3 A floating TV creature is… well, floating in a place called Showdown Town. Floating TV creature: Hello. I am the Lord of Games, you may recognize me from Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. I am the creator of all video games. People call me LOG for short. LOG summons a giant plane. LOG: I have a challenge for some of my creations. Seventeen Sonic the Hedgehog characters have agreed to compete in my own contest based off of some cartoon. The winner gets to star in their own game and they get complete control over designing it. As you can

(Watch out for spoilers.) . . . . . THESE CLAWS, THAT WHITE GOLD MONADO BOY, HE GOT TOLD THESE CLAWS, MAKE DEAD GIRLS THEM DEAD GIRLS, STRAIGHT MASTERPIECE KILLIN’, THRILLIN’, LIVIN’ IT UP ON MECHONIS GOT CLAWS POISED, WITH ETHER SAP GOTTA KILL ‘EM ALL, JOB’S ON US I’M TOO HOT (Mum-khar) GOTTA TROLL THAT SHULK AND LEAVE A SCAR I’M TOO HOT (Mum-khar) GOTTA PUSH HIM HARD ‘TIL HE GOES TOO FAR I’M TOO HOT (Mum-khar) KNOW OUR NAMES, KNOW WHO WE ARE I’M TOO HOT (Mum-khar) GOT A GOOD RHYTHM GOIN, BREAK IT DOWN FIORA’S DEAD HALLELUJAH (Woo!) FIORA’S DEAD HALLELUJAH (Woo!) FI

-Spongebob So you think that you're the big cheese? I'll show you who lives in a pineapple under the sea! You're not so epic, Mickey. Not with those giant ears that- Have always been at cheated angles for years, yeah! I'm gonna flip you like a Krabby Patty- Disney Channel stinks so badly that I- Karate chopped your mama, it's a small world after all. Get back in your steamboat, and sink in my atoll! I told Donald Duck that he sucks- I gave the ol' boot-o to ol' Pluto, off a truck, huh! Gawrsh Mick… I think you're the one that's goofy. You have all the fame and wealth, but still don't have a mo-vie? -Mickey You're in the Ho

*Jack Skellington has grown tired of the same old thing. To find something new, he enters a door with a turkey on it and finds himself in a strange new land…* What's this? What's this? There's dead leaves everywhere! What's this? There's balloons in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes! I must be dreaming! Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair! What's this?! What's this? What's this? There's something very odd! What's this? There're all watching football! What's this? The streets are lined with- All these people laughing- Everybody seems so happy- Have I possibly gone daffy?! What is this?! What's this? There'

(Parody of "Jack Sparrow", by The Lonely Island) (*Lyrics in parenthesis mean that someone else is speaking. If it's in all caps, it's Elfy Bolton.) Receptionist: Guys, Elfy Bolton's here. Elf 1: Oh great, send him in. (Elfy enters.) Elfy: Hey guys. Elves: Thanks for coming, man. Elfy: Sorry I'm late, I was playing a bunch of F-Zero games, have you heard of those things? (Elves shrug.) Elfy: Well I listened to your track, and I loved it. And I wrote this awesome hook I think you're really gonna dig. Elf 1: You wanna just lay it down? Elfy: Guys… Let's get to it. (Song begins) Elf 1: Here we go. Ungh. Santa's Workshop. Elfy

“The interview must go on…” The Mario Kart Emporium. This store sat in Toad Town and sold various Mario Kart commodities to the citizens of Toad Town. Cowboy Jed, the owner of the store, was enjoying a game of Mario Kart 7 in his office, when he got a knock on the door. Cowboy Jed: Yee-haw! Who’s thar? A green Baseball Boy walked in. Brent: It’s me, sir. We have a disturbance on the main floor. Jed: Someone got last place? Brent: No… You should just see for yourself… Meanwhile… P.T.: DOWN WITH MARIO KART EMPORIUM! DOWN WITH MARIO KART EMPORIUM! P.T. was in the middle of the sales fl

Story Cackletta kidnapped Lemmy and a lot of tourists from Lemmy’s Land! Gasp! Having turned almost anyone else that could help into a statue (minus the other Koopalings), it’s up to Bowser Jr. to save the day. How far will he go to save people who seem to hate him? Moves A: Jump. B: Paintbrush smack. X: Summon a freed tourist. Y: Shell Phone (You can call your siblings, minus Lemmy, to give you items). Z: Shell Hide (You hide in your shell to protect yourself). Control stick: Move. Pause: Start. C stick: Camera angle. R: Run. L: Tiptoe. Items Mushroom: Heals you. Bob-omb: Works like bombs from Link games. Battery:

Prologue: The Letter One day, after interviewing some guy and going through some random torture from P.T. Piranha, Lemmy is lying on his bed in his shared room. He shares it with Iggy. Lemmy: Of course I share it with Iggy! We hang out together all the time! We're twins! Actually, whenever I draw Iggy, I give him his Super Mario World color scheme: blue head and shell, orange mouth, and white hair. So technically, you're not twins. Lemmy: Oh. Iggy walks in. Iggy: Did I hear something about my color scheme again? Lemmy: Uh, no? Iggy: Okay. King Dad asked me to give you this letter. Lemmy opens the letter and reads it. Letter: Hello,

PROLOGUE: THE BAD BEGINNING One day, Larry is ruling Grass Land, when a Piranha Plant comes up to him. Piranha Plant: Uh, Prince Larry? Larry: Yes, what is it, Minion #238? Piranha Plant: Well, something’s happened in your dad’s castle, and you need to go. Now! Larry leaves his general in charge, and goes to his doomship. It takes a while, but he makes it to Dark Land. He sees that the others are crying. Larry: Huh? What happened? Junior: *sniff* KING DAD DIED! Larry: 0_0  Who did this?! Ludwig: My device says that the murderer was… Lemmy: MARIO AND LUIGI! I KNEW IT! Ludwig: Sorry, Lemmy. They’re not the cul