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PT's Adventures in Slateport City (Kai)

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Embellished version of what actually happened:

-PT: Okay, beat the guys at the museum, let's see about doing a Contest.

-(So I go to the contest building.)

-PT: ...Where is she? I'm in the contest building, where is that contest girl? That little NPC explicitly told me that- Screw it, I'll see if I can find a contest pass north of town.

-(So I head north.)

-NPC 1: Hey Bob, the contest girl is here now. After that, let's go to the Shell Shack, they have a talking dog!

-PT: Son of a-

-(So I go see the girl and her media mob outside of the contest building.)

-Contest girl: Which trainer will I give the contest pass to? ^.^

-PT: Me. You're going to pick me.

-Contest girl: I pick (protagonist)!

-PT: See?

-(So I get the pass and try to register.)

-Contest girl: There you are! Are you really going to sign up!

-PT: I swear to Arceus, lady, stop inconveniencing me!

-(So she gives me the costume and I enter a contest.)

-Receptionist: Now waiting for a room you can join...

-PT: Wait this is multiplayer? Dang it! Wait, what if I become the leader of a room?

-Receptionist: How many should join your room?

-PT: SON OF A- Wait, what about the other receptionist?

-Other Receptionist: Would you like to join a contest?

-PT: Yeah.

-(So I join the contest and see whom my opponents are.)

-PT: Wow I am the oldest person here.

-(So I accidentally have Braixen use Scratch)

-PT: WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT- Wait, you actually liked it? 'Kay.

-(So the enemy Poochyena proceeds to dominate)

-PT: Oh come on stop using that move!

-(So Braixen uses Ember and earns points, but then gets one deducted)

-PT: Oh come on!

-(So I proceed to end up in second place)

-PT: Daaaa! And wait, is my 3DS light red? Daaaaa-

-Contest girl: Aww you lost, but you can try again next time! Have a berry!

-PT: I DON'T NEED YO PITY WOMAN

-(So I head out.)

-PT: Great, now I gotta try again if I ever want to get-

-NPC: Say would you like Cosplay Pikachu? Here you go!

-PT: Oh, well cool, guess I don't need to win a contest to get one.

-(So I dress it up as a luchador and take it to the name rater.)

-Name Rater: What should we name this Pikachu?

-PT: EL CALIENTE! It's Spanish for "The Caliente".

-Name Rater: I love it!

-PT, a minute later: Wait that Pikachu is a girl, so it should be "La Caliente". Hijo de-


And that's how I got Cosplay Pikachu, true story.
Basically a quick summary of what happened when I tried to do a Pokemon Contest in Omega Ruby in order to get Cosplay Pikachu. This is copy/pasted from a forum post, and I'm putting it here so it doesn't get buried and lost for eternity.

It's called Kai, because it's a reference to Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged, which had a rapid pace, much like how this is intended to have a rapid pace.
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I haven't seen P.T. Piranha in a long time. Sure, he's probably not the same P.T. I know, but it's nice to see him again through one way or another.