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Captain Falcon Facts:

Captain Falcon can stop the Void from destroying all worlds with only one Pure Heart.

Tingle is so weird because Captain Falcon used the Falcon Punch on him a little hard - as a warning to anyone who dares anger Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon is actually faster than Sonic, but didn't want to make him feel bad.

Captain Falcon doesn't need the Blue Falcon to win races, but winning them on foot is just too easy.

Captain Falcon CAN grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.

Ganondorf is a clone of Captain Falcon in Smash Bros. because the Triforce of Power grants Ganondorf ultimate power - which is Captain Falcon's power.

Captain Falcon is low tier because Sakurai didn't want him to go too hard on the other fighters.

Captain Falcon always uses the Random button in Brawl, he doesn't need a certain character to win.

Captain Falcon doesn't have the game decide what Pokemon he'll be in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - He CHOOSES what Pokemon he's going to be.

Captain Falcon wears a helmet because no mortal is allowed to see his whole face.

Captain Falcon wasn't really hospitalized when Blood Falcon was created, he was just faking out of boredom.

When Captain Falcon, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T are all in the same room, the whole universe and any neighboring universes melt.

The Big Bang was actually Captain Falcon's celebration party - He was celebrating his promotion to "Captain". Who was he promoted by? Himself of course.

Captain Falcon was manlier than his father when he was still in the womb.

When Captain Falcon says "Show your Moves", he's just being polite. He doesn't really care what moves you may have.

Wolf O' Donnell can't let anyone do "that". "Anyone" of course doesn't include Captain Falcon.
These are facts about Captain Falcon.
If I have more I might post them another time.
Captain Falcon belongs to Nintendo.
Some of these facts came from some guys on the Brawl Boards at GameFAQs.

Oh I forgot one:
Captain Falcon is just Chuck Norris, but in the video game world.
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lets see,going with the F-zero games here..

1. yes,it was from an anime based on F-zero,but it was not canon. besides,smash brothers came out in 1999,and the anime came out in 2003.

2. the punch is fan made to make him a fighter in a non-canon fighting game. get over it

3. no,not really. he never runs or gets out of his car at all in his universe or games,and Sonic is fast enough to go toe to toe with god-like beings and creatures,not to mention he can breath in space with his super and normal form.

4 since when? as far as i can tell that is from a COMPLETELY different game series in a completely different time zone. and besides,Gygas kinda got defeated..so yeah..

5. no shit,but Ganon was a clone to late time rush and they needed a skeleton that fit ganon,and chose Falcon. true story btw,look it up

6. not even a true fact,more of a joke. if this were the case,then Kirby must be fucking god-like

7. so,your talking about the player? because,i hate to break it to ya,but he is not real and cant choose it by himself

8. again,DIFFERENT GAME/TIMEZONES

9. and yet if you hack the camera in brawl you can see his face,not to mention it was on the cover of an F-zero game

10. im sorry,are you even trying or just being a big troll? its obvious Falcon got injured,he isnt a god

11. again,Norris is dead,so this would not even be true. sorry to break your fan fiction

12. this is more retarded then the Sonic fanbase. have you even played an F-Zero game? i am 100% honest Smash Brothers and the anime do not have a thing to do with the games. #TheMoreYouKnow

13. did he even have a father? i am pretty sure in the future you are born with other means..

14. its actually a stupid excuse of a taunt

15. actually,this is kinda true. since he is a bitch when fighting against Falcon