If you write Captain Falcon's name in the Death Note for any reason, you die instantly.
Captain Falcon doesn't need the Spirit Tracks to be able to drive his train.
If you get an award and Captain Falcon says "I'm happy for you Imma let you finish", get off the stage and let him say what he needs to say.
If you write "Captain Falcon" in Scribblenauts, the game crashes due to manliness overload.
Captain Falcon was originally going to be the last opponent in the Gauntlet in Mario and Luigi 3. But they figured Bowser X would be less of a challenge in order to keep people playing.
Captain Falcon can go right to the Shake King in Wario Land Shake it without getting all the boss emblems. He will ride the Blue Falcon along the water, jump out, and crash into the Shake King's room.
Captain Falcon does not work at the Krusty Krab, nor did he ever, nor will he ever. But he still knows the formula.
The conflict in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" would've been resolved in 10 seconds or less if they replaced Kevin James with Captain Falcon.
In New Super Mario Bros. Wii, World 9 is actually Captain Falcon's training grounds from when he was just starting out and not as good as he is now. Of course that's blasphemy as he's always been that good.
The real reason Chuggaaconroy is so popular on Youtube is because he's one of the few to actually survive a Falcon Punch.
The Drawn to Life universe is Mike's dream. The real life universe is Captain Falcon's dream.
If you make fun of Captain Falcon's scarf he won't get mad
He'll just wait until you're asleep and destroy you.
Captain Falcon can do worse damage than the characters in Elfe-
I'm not gonna go there
(shudders, gets in fetal position)
Captain Falcon is the REAL reason Achmed the dead terrorist blew up.
Captain Falcon can't stand the idea of rapping dogs. Therefore, he summoned an iceberg to hit the Titanic in that movie. In real life though it was just an iceberg.
Solid Snake is a son/clone of Big Boss. Big Boss is the son/clone of Captain Falcon.
The Boss, the mother of special forces, was taught by Captain Falcon.
If Captain Falcon were in Austin Powers, he wouldn't need to freeze himself to catch up with Dr. Evil. He'll wait normally. Because Captain Falcon chooses when he ages.
There is another blade of evil's bane. It's called Captain Falcon's unclipped (by choice) toenail.
Captain Falcon can be a one-man team in Sonic Heroes.
Captain Falcon was the one who taught the four original heroes in Paper Mario 2 how to defeat the Shadow Queen.
The Angry Video Game Nerd is actually angry because he can't do the Falcon Punch like Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon and Wolverine got in a fight and Captain Falcon broke Wolverine's metal claws.
If you ask Captain Falcon if he likes green eggs and ham and he says no, that's that. Don't ask him if he'd like to do it in a house, with a mouse, on a box, with a fox, on a boat, or with a goat. Or he will punch you. And you will die.
One Falcon Punch can cure Bubba J of his alcoholism
and of his being alive.
Why is L the world's greatest detective? Because Captain Falcon didn't feel like doing it. Only because of that.
Captain Falcon went on a quest to save Dreamland from Meta Knight and his ship
just for fun.
Fawful has fury. Captain Falcon IS fury.
Pokemon only say their name so they can insult Captain Falcon without him knowing. Of course he already knows
. He's just waiting for the right time to strike.
Linkara is atop the fourth wall. Captain Falcon is atop every wall.
The Nostalgia Critic remembers it so Captain Falcon doesn't have to be bothered to remember it himself.
Captain Falcon always has an appetite
Captain Falcon drew the movie Avatar by hand. That's right, he draw all that 3d stuff everyone's gone drooling over all by hand.
The Rabbids are going home because Captain Falcon said so.
If Captain Falcon were in the game, it wouldn't be called Mario Power Tennis. It'd be called Mario EXTREME Tennis.
Jack Black is in a game called Brutal Legend. Captain Falcon is in a game called Don't Even Try It Comparing Me To Him Legend.
Captain Falcon CAN indeed have only one chip.
If Captain Falcon pronounces a word a certain way, even the wrong way, that becomes the official pronunciation of the word.
He-Man is not the most powerful man in the universe. Captain Falcon cancelled the show because he felt that line was a personal attack on him. And maybe it was.
Captain Planet is Earth's greatest champion. Captain Falcon is the universe's greatest champion.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to do anything for a Klondike Bar.
That old Ganon's no match for the King! That old King's no match for Captain Falcon!
Captain Falcon beat Weegee in a staring contest.
If you can bend anyone to your will, you might be Captain Falcon.
The Ghost Ship in Phantom Hourglass is Captain Falcon's toy boat. The Demon Train in Spirit Tracks is Captain Falcon's toy train.
Captain Falcon didn't want people spreading the (false) rumor that the Triforce was more powerful than him, so he punched a chunk of it out to remind all that he can beat the Triforce in a fight. That's why there's a gap in it.
Captain Falcon COULD undo all the damage Porky Minch caused to the Nowhere Island... but he prefers to sit back and see how Lucas deals with it.
Captain Falcon created Arceus.
Captain Falcon beat every Pokemon game with one single Magikarp.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to worry about Phantoms in the Zelda games. Or the explosive/armored trains.
Captain Falcon killed Naruto and told him to believe it.
Bill Engvall doesn't dare give Captain Falcon a sign.
In Spirit Tracks, Byrne once talked smack about Captain Falcon. Now he wears a bandana to cover the wound and has a robotic hand. Captain Falcon went easy on him.
Captain Falcon knows why you have to go and make things so complicated. And it's because Captain Falcon said so.
There's no such thing as a stupid question, until someone who's not Captain Falcon asks it.
Captain Falcon is the real cause for all the trouble in Zelda Twilight Princess, but if someone blamed him, he'd kill them. So it's just much easier to blame Zant/Ganon.
Captain Falcon knows how much the doggie in the window costs. But he's not telling.