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A Good Samaritan's Guide to Majora's Mask by PT-Piranha, literature

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A Good Samaritan's Guide to Majora's Mask

This is a guide to doing as many side quests as possible in one cycle of Majora's Mask (3DS). This is essentially what I did when I played the game. I knew that for the final three days of the game, I wanted to do as many things as I possibly could to make them 'count', and leave Termina on my own terms. And it felt really great. This guide is also presuming that you've already done the quests in past cycles, you're only doing them again for good measure. Otherwise some things will be locked. If you follow this guide, keep an eye on the entire thing. If you move quicker than expected, look further down and see if there's anything you can s

Chronicles of Xenoblade Chronicles by PT-Piranha, literature

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Chronicles of Xenoblade Chronicles

[My thoughts and reactions as I played Xenoblade for the first time.] -Warning: Heavy spoilers. -Warning II: I was highly irreverent as I played. If you're somehow offended I didn't take the game seriously at all times, this isn't for you. -Warning III: Character lines are partly paraphrased, and a few of my reactions were embellished, but this is more or less what I was thinking at the time. --- *The opening narrations and Sword Valley* (Everyone’s British, send help.) Dunban: Dickson! Mumkhar! Let’s go. (Oh look, it’s Dickson and Mumkhkmkhm!) Reyn: Now it’s Reyn Time! (I’m sorry, what?) *Shulk and Reyn ta

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ending by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ending

Epilogue: After the Fall ... Has she made a recovery? Yes she has. Should she stay rested? Definitely. Violet wakes up in a tent somewhere. Boshi, P.T., and Bobbery are there. Boshi: She’s awake! Toadley: Is it obvious? Yes it is! P.T.: Hey, you really went to town on that Shadoo guy, awesome! Violet: What... What happened? Boshi: When that guy exploded, we were all knocked back. Oh, and the crystals we all collected came in handy. P.T.: Doctor guy said you were hurt so badly from the blasts of lightning that it wouldn’t be a surprise if the fight killed you! Bobbery: They’re fixing up Toad Town now, but Dr. Toadle

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 36 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 36

Chapter 36: The Saga Concludes The final battle against Shadoo began, with Larry, Mario, Luigi, Boshi, P.T., Bobbery, Pyro Guy, Torpedo Ted, Blooper, Victor, Blue Toad, and Yellow Toad. These twelve gave it their all against Shadoo and he eventually shed his form. But with his physical form failing and an overload of powers from his earlier victims, the Dark Star’s power itself took over Shadoo, though even the beast itself doesn’t know if it’s the Dark Star or Goomba or someone else. With everyone tired, Violet finally appeared to finish this. Captain Syrup, Grak, Green, P.T.’s gang, Dry Bones, Snake, Poochy, Goomp,

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 35 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 35

Chapter 35: Axe Grind Larry realized that the only way to purge the world of evil was to stop being evil himself. So he crossed over to the light side and delivered the royal beatdown on Dark Larry. Meanwhile the power of teamwork finally brought an end to Metal Mario. Now aside from a few stray grunts, Shadoo is all that remains. Will everything come to an end? The united group runs out of Princess Peach’s castle. Boshi: Well that’s everyone but Violet, I’m gonna go find her! P.T.: (! He digs Violet! I have to make sure he doesn’t ruin Rudy’s chances or else I’ll never get that game from Rudy!) I’

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 34 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 34

Chapter 34: Mario and Larry Meet Their Match After an unsuccessful attack on Shadoo leading to the death of Tiki Tong, P.T. and some friends do battle on the bridge to Peach’s castle with a trio of Shroobs that now work for the monster. The short-lived appearance by P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego did little to win the fight until P.T. unleashed the Super Fist of the Tissue Box Shoe. Meanwhile Boshi and Rudy were gathering everyone they could now that a few of them know Shadoo’s location. What will happen next? Larry: Aaah! Larry’s being chased around the castle lobby by Dark Larry. Dark Larry: Wha

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 33 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 33

Chapter 33: Clash on the Big Bridge The battle raged on in Toad Town. Mario and some others were dealing with Metal Mario and finding Princess Peach, while Goomp, Guy, and Paraplonk had their hands full with Francis. All the while more people were showing up to help and the main party split up to find Shadoo. When Violet and Larry found him, Larry was pitted against a doppelganger while Violet’s confidence was shattered. More of Shadoo’s minions are being defeated, the good guys are winning. But what else does he have up his sleeve? Shadoo is sitting on his throne when suddenly a continuously-shifting voice is heard. ???: SUPER

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 32 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 32

Chapter 32: The Battle of Light and Dark Everyone made it to Toad Town to begin their assault on Shadoo. Mario, Luigi, and the Toads went off to save Princess Peach while Hot Roderick and Boshi had a race battle. P.T. ran to his interview studio to find his crew, but they all got into a fight with Rollanratl. Fusing into P.T. Spikeswiggler, the statue was defeated (by Tiki Tong), as Cowboy Jed and Giga Lakitu assisted Boshi, having turned good. But there are still more foes in the town that our heroes need to face. At Cavi Cape, the Sweet Stuff docks. The Dry Bones from Pagoda Peak disembarks. Dry Bones: Hey, thanks for the lift. Syrup: A

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 31 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 31

Chapter 31: The Rattle Race Shadoo turned the table on Shade and friends. Becoming more powerful, he destroyed the physical bodies of Petey, King Boo, Fin, Lakithunder, and Army Hammer Bro. to get their powers. On the ship, Ludwig discovered and revealed Goomba’s plan just in time for the little traitor to be consumed by Shadoo just as Shade’s friends were. After an explosion, Ludwig passed on the crown and Wind Crystal to Larry, and everyone gathered to learn the bad news that Shadoo had taken over Toad Town. But the good news is that the Toads and the others got backup, including Luigi. Everyone is standing around in 1-1. Lar

Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 30 by PT-Piranha, literature

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Larry's Adventure III: Brotherhood Ch. 30

Chapter 30: The Wind Waker Everyone was headed to Sky Land for one reason or another. Shade and his friends were wiping the floor with Shadoo, but Blooper went off to find a more permanent solution. Meanwhile the main party found out that Ludwig and the Wind Crystal were no longer in his castle, but on one of the many airships in the fleet. With a way to reach them, it was time to confront the army, Goomba, and ultimately Shadoo. The entire party was still flying towards Ludwig’s airship. All but Mario and Pyro Guy: Wheeeeee! Mario: Wahoo! Pyro Guy: *muffled evil laughter* Elsewhere... Petey: Just give up, Shadoo. You’re ho

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A Good Samaritan's Guide to Majora's Mask by PT-Piranha, literature

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A Good Samaritan's Guide to Majora's Mask

Chronicles of Xenoblade Chronicles by PT-Piranha, literature

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Chronicles of Xenoblade Chronicles

Reliable Guide to Organization XIII by PT-Piranha, literature

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Reliable Guide to Organization XIII

A RELIABLE GUIDE TO ORGANIZATION XIII: Who are they? A rock band. What do they want? To use the Power of Rock to gain hearts and become totally rad. Members: Home Biscuit Xemnas – Creepy guy. Works ‘nothingness’ into every sentence. Face of the band. Ol’ Xigbar – The only one who actually knows how poorly the band performs during concerts. Works at a soup kitchen on weekends. Crazy Sideburns Dude – Shoot, I dunno. I keep forgetting about him every time I try to remember who’s in the Organization without using a cheat sheet. Boring Saix – Tries to get Axel-senpai to notice him. He gets angry

PT's Adventures in Slateport City (Kai) by PT-Piranha, literature

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PT's Adventures in Slateport City (Kai)

Embellished version of what actually happened: -PT: Okay, beat the guys at the museum, let's see about doing a Contest. -(So I go to the contest building.) -PT: ...Where is she? I'm in the contest building, where is that contest girl? That little NPC explicitly told me that- Screw it, I'll see if I can find a contest pass north of town. -(So I head north.) -NPC 1: Hey Bob, the contest girl is here now. After that, let's go to the Shell Shack, they have a talking dog! -PT: Son of a- -(So I go see the girl and her media mob outside of the contest building.) -Contest girl: Which trainer will I give the contest pass to? ^.^ -PT: Me. You'

Izanami's Message to Yu (P4/Kid Icarus spoilers) by PT-Piranha, literature

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Izanami's Message to Yu (P4/Kid Icarus spoilers)

Well I must admit I am impressed. Such a puny human beating the big, bad goddess of fog. Why Yu, that must make you and your friends the most powerful high school students of all time. Locally, at least. I'm actually rather proud. If we'd fought when we first met in April, you wouldn't have made it this far. But don't worry, there isn't some other mastermind to deal with, the game really is over. ... Which is why I'm going to delete your save file! 3, 2, 1, vanish! . . . No, I'm just kidding. Calm down, Yu. Your save file is... safe. Your registered personas aren't going anywhere. I don't even have a body anymore, unless you count that M

Valvatorez: Prinny Instructor by PT-Piranha, literature

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Valvatorez: Prinny Instructor

One day after swearing off drinking human blood, the vampire known as Lord Valvatorez, formerly 'Tyrant' was sitting in a director's chair, yelling through a megaphone at a Prinny. He was instructing it, guiding the Prinny to behave appropriately for its species, especially the subject of including 'dood' in every line they ever said. At that moment, his loyal companion entered the room. He was a wolf man who went by the name, 'Fenrich'. "My lord, what are you doing?" The vampire looked away from the task at hand and turned to greet Fenrich. "Good day, Fenrich. I'm teaching this Prinny how to behave properly." "Teaching a Prinny? But why?

Lemmy's Mansion Prologue by PT-Piranha, literature

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Lemmy's Mansion Prologue

Prologue: The Letter One day, after interviewing some guy and going through some random torture from P.T. Piranha, Lemmy is lying on his bed in his shared room. He shares it with Iggy. Lemmy: Of course I share it with Iggy! We hang out together all the time! We're twins! Actually, whenever I draw Iggy, I give him his Super Mario World color scheme: blue head and shell, orange mouth, and white hair. So technically, you're not twins. Lemmy: Oh. Iggy walks in. Iggy: Did I hear something about my color scheme again? Lemmy: Uh, no? Iggy: Okay. King Dad asked me to give you this letter. Lemmy opens the letter and reads it. Letter: Hello,

Lemmy's Land Submission Guidelines Parody by PT-Piranha, literature

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Lemmy's Land Submission Guidelines Parody

All right tourists, listen up! Someone stole my wedding cake, and I’ll push anyone guilty and anyone who could possibly be guilty even if they’re not, into P.T. Piranha’s hillbilly pit! Meanwhile, I’ll tell you how to make submissions! Good ones! 1. Long and Boring: Some things you should know… or else. 1A: The rules are always changing: To make a long story, just add a lot of pointless comments… if you’re living in 5 years ago! Now the rule to making a long and boring story is to tape down a random key on the keyboard all night. Yep! Or you could do like me and talk about wedding cake, or use lot

Old Game Idea - Lemmy's Land: The Game by PT-Piranha, literature

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Old Game Idea - Lemmy's Land: The Game

Story Cackletta kidnapped Lemmy and a lot of tourists from Lemmy’s Land! Gasp! Having turned almost anyone else that could help into a statue (minus the other Koopalings), it’s up to Bowser Jr. to save the day. How far will he go to save people who seem to hate him? Moves A: Jump. B: Paintbrush smack. X: Summon a freed tourist. Y: Shell Phone (You can call your siblings, minus Lemmy, to give you items). Z: Shell Hide (You hide in your shell to protect yourself). Control stick: Move. Pause: Start. C stick: Camera angle. R: Run. L: Tiptoe. Items Mushroom: Heals you. Bob-omb: Works like bombs from Link games. Battery:

FE: Awakening Alt. Ending - Gangrel Gets Served by PT-Piranha, literature

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FE: Awakening Alt. Ending - Gangrel Gets Served

Alternate Ending: Gangrel Gets Served How to unlock: Complete Chapter 9 with every participating unit at Level 20, no deaths, and with full HP bars. Libra and Tharja are exempt from this. So them Shepherd G's got mad skills and beat up that punk-a** Campari. So that playa Gangrel steps out and gets all up in Chrom's grill like he owned the place, which he did, but Gangrel's a little ***ch anyway so no one cares. Chrom's like "A'ight you can have the Fire Emblem, but you ain't gonna leave." That's when Chrom gets Basilio to hold Falchion for him, because Basilio knows who's boss around here. That OG Chrom gets right up in Gangrel's face and

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July 25
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I like to stay true to my principles, be honest, and have integrity. I try to be nice, but I realize I haven't been the best example of that. The temptations of sarcasm and frustration get me sometimes. I like a lot of things.

But if I hate something, you'll know.

Current Residence: United States
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Favourite genre of music: Good music
Favourite photographer: Don't care.
Favourite style of art: Good art.
Operating System: I'm thinking Windows of some kind.
MP3 player of choice: Don't have/use an MP3.
Shell of choice: What's a shell mean in this context?
Wallpaper of choice: In what situation?
Skin of choice: I'm not racist, just whatever covers up the bones
Favourite cartoon character: TOO MANY
Personal Quote: "Bananas."

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Famous artist? Don't care. On this site? Can't pick.

Favourite Movies

Anchorman/Scott Pilgrim/Hot Rod

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Not so much a band but different songs by different people

Favourite Writers

Famous one? Don't care. On this site? I dunno.

Favourite Games

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

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Wii, Nintendo 3/DS, Gamecube

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Video games, Internet, Youtube, drawing, writing

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PT-Piranha

Oct 31, 2017

[blows dust off account]

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Well... Been a while, huh? I'll just come out and say it- I'm pretty much done with DeviantART. I have been for a long time. It was fun for the few years it lasted, but I've moved on. I still like to be creative when I can, so if you want to see what I'm up to, then bam: Tumblr account: pt-piranha.tumblr.com Fanfiction.net account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1316201/P-T-Piranha Archive of Our Own account: archiveofourown.org/users/PT_Piranha/pseuds/PT_Piranha You might also catch me on reddit in different places. In the nearly 10 years I've had this account, I've grown. Especially in the more recent ones. I'm not entirely the same per

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PT-Piranha

May 4, 2015

Sonic 2006: Dude, Where's His World?

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For the last few weeks on Fanfiction.net, I have been writing a Sonic 2006 parody fic. It's called "Sonic 2006: Dude, Where's His World?" and it will parody the entire game. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11163014/1/Sonic-2006-Dude-Where-s-His-World It's only five chapters in right now, but I do plan to complete the story. Full of references to other Sonic games, and a new perspective on making fun of the game, without resorting to raging fury. So if you're interested in reading my take on Sonic 06, then I recommend you read this story, if you please. The reason I say all this is because I will not be posting it on this site.

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PT-Piranha

May 1, 2015

Yooka-Laylee Kickstarter

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*blows dust off DA journal* But seriously though. If you're a fan of 90's Rare, and you somehow don't know about Yooka-Laylee, here it is: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/playtonic/yooka-laylee-a-3d-platformer-rare-vival A bunch of the old Rare talent (including Grant Kirkhope and David Wise) are on board to make a spiritual successor to the Banjo games we know and love. Within forty minutes, they've already met their goal. And they've already blasted through the first few stretch goals. If you're a fan of BK and have some spare change, I'd go for it if I were you. If you can't donate, be like me and spread the word to others. Anythin

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Aug 29, 2023

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Utini501

Apr 26, 2020

I remember reading your stuff back on Lemmy's Land! It's surreal to see you pop up just about everywhere I go on the internet: Youtube comments, Reddit, Gamefaqs... even if it hasn't aged well, it's nice looking back at those old interviews and funfics. A lot of good memories on that site they were on...

PT-Piranha

Apr 27, 2020

I knew it was a good idea to keep the same username everywhere I went, lol

Yeah a lot of the old stuff isn't great, but you gotta crawl before you walk. I like to remember the good parts and carry the spirit of that whenever I write anything new.

Thanks for saying hi!